Epic Western Ranch Water 

100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Lime, Dash of Salt – 8% abv, 1g carbs, 0 sugar

Epic Western Chispa Rita

Sparkling Spin on a Classic Skinny Marg, 100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Real Lime &Orange – 8% abv, 5g carbs, 0 sugar

Epic Western La Paloma 

100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Real Grapefruit, Dash of Salt – 8% abv, 5g carbs, 0 sugars

High Noon

Peach or Pineapple



Schilling Guava Lemonade Cider (19.2 oz can)

Schilling Emerald City Blackberry Pear Cider (19.2 oz can)

Paulaner Pilsner 

16oz Coors Light Aluminum

16oz Coors Banquet

Heineken 0.0 (non alcoholic)

16oz Miller Lite Aluminum


Bud Light

Corona Can

Corona Premier


Dos Equis Lager 

White Claw Mango, Grapefruit & Black Cherry

Juneshine Blood Orange Mint Hard Kombucha 


Make any can a bucket!



Draft Beer

Sam Adams Octoberfest

Voodoo Ranger Atomic Pumpkin

Oskar Blue Western Mutant IPA 

Coors Light

Coors Banquet


Dos Equis 

Blue Moon 

Dales Pale Ale 

New Belgium Juicy Haze IPA

Left Hand Sawtooth Amber Ale

Odell IPA 

Princess Yum Yum

Joyride Double IPA


Mountain Time Lager

Angry Orchard Cider

Baja La Surfa Golden Lager

Truly Wild Berry Hard Seltzer

Hop Valley Bubble Stash IPA



SLRRP Jello Shots (Peach, Strawberry, Watermelon, Blue Raspberry, Orange) $5

Manhattan #1 $10 

Makers Mark, Antica Formula, Bitters, Cherry, Rocks

Gin Cucumber Cooler $10 

Bombay Sapphire, Muddled Cucumber, Fresh Lime Juice, Tonic

Champagne Paloma $11

Camarena Silver, Grapefruit, Champagne, Lime Juice

Larkin’s Punch $15

Mango & Black Cherry White Claw with a Shot of Deep Eddy Grapefruit. 32 oz cocktail.

Cucumber Crusher $9

Deep Eddy Lime, Fresh Cucumber, Soda Water, Ginger Beer

Dark and Stoney $9

Kraken Rum, Lime Juice, Picketts Ginger Beer

Red Bull Watermelon Mojito $10

Red Bull Watermelon, Lime, Mint, Simple Syrup

Aperitivo Spritz $9

Peychaud’s Aperitivo, Soda, Champagne, Fresh Orange

Fall Cocktails

Weekend at Stoney’s $8

Deep Eddy Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Topped with Ice, OJ and Cranberry Juice

Truly Bronco Bowl 20oz $11/ 40oz $22

Monte Alban Tequila, Peach Schnapps, Mango Puree, Grenadine, Topped with Truly Wild Berry

Toro Bravo $10

Cenote Blanco Tequila, Kahlua, Ice

It’s Partio Time $9

Tanqueray, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup

PB&J Martini $9

Screwball Whisky, Chambord, Hazelnut Liqueur 

French Martini $8

Vanilla Vodka, Chambord, Pineapple Juice

Pumpkin Patch $10

Angels Envy, Spiced Pumpkin Liqueur, Ryan’s Irish Cream, Chocolate Bitters



Blood Orange Margarita $8

Monte Alban Reposado, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Blood Orange Sour, Spicy Tajin Rim

Perfect Patron $12

Patron Blanco, Family Jones Triple Sec, Lime Juice 

Jalapeno Face $10

Cazadores Reposado, Triple Sec, Muddled Jalapeno, Fresh Lime Juice, Agave, Soda



Stoney’s Spicy Mule $9

Deep Eddy Vodka, Lime Juice, Jalapeno, Mint, Ginger Beer

Patron Mule $9

Patron Repo 

Strawberry Cucumber $9

Frankly Strawberry Vodka & Muddled Cucumber

Ruby Red $8

Deep Eddy Ruby Red Vodka

Tennessee $9

Jack Daniels

Mexi $9

Camarena Silver

CBD Mule $10 

Deep Eddy Vodka, Dram CBD Ginger Ale


Non Alcoholic Beverages 

Red Bull:

Energy Drink, Sugarfree, Red Edition (Watermelon), Yellow Edition, $4

CBD Ginger Ale $5



House Wine $6.25

white or red 

Sangria $8

white or red

Sangria Pitcher $26

white or red 

By the Bottle $36

Line 39 California Rose 

Line 39 Sauvignon Blanc, California 

Argento Malbec, Argentina 

Cavit Pinot Grigio, Italy 

*1/2 price bottles of wine on Fridays 


Happy Hour

Monday- Friday 11:30am-6pm

Trivia Specials

$7.50 25oz Coors Light – keep the cup

$8.50 25oz Hop Valley Bubble Stash IPA – keep the cup

$5 Jim Beam

$6 Roku Gin

$7 Makers Mark

Brunch Specials: 

Saturday & Sunday til 2pm 

Pitcher of Sangria (Red or White) $26

Fresh fruit, Red or White Wine, Juice

Deep Eddy Bloody Mary  $8

served with a 8oz Coors Light 

Bottomless Mimosas $15  

food purchase required, 2 hour limit 

Happy Hour Food Monday-Friday 2PM - 6PM

Burger Slider $7

Hawaiian Rolls, Smash Patty, American Cheese, Pickles

Fried Green Beans $6

Fried Green Beans served with Ranch

Pot Stickers $7

Chicken Pot Stickers served on a bed of cabbage, side of Dumpling Sauce

Pesto Marinated Mozzarella Bruschetta $7

Pesto Marinated Fresh Mozzarella, Toasted Amoroso Roll, Balsamic Glaze, Fresh Basil and Heirloom Tomatoes

Taco Tuesday

Available all day Tuesday! 

All You Can Eat Tacos $12 

Beef, Chicken, or Plant Based Chorizo. Comes with Rice, Beans, and Red Sauce

**No Modifications 

Personal Nachos – Beef/Chicken $8/ No Meat $7

1/2 Portion of regular sized nachos. Tortilla Chips, Queso, Green Chili, Beef or Chicken, Pico de Gallo, Jalapenos, Olives, Sour Cream   add guacamole $2

$2 Beef 

ground beef, shredded cheese, lettuce, pico, crunchy tortilla

$2 Chicken 

shredded chicken, shredded cheese, lettuce, pico, flour tortilla

$2 Veggie

veggie mix, corn relish, pickled red onions, green salsa, melted mozzarella, corn tortilla

$3 Steak

grilled steak, onions, red bell pepper, cotija cheese, ghost aioli, flour tortilla *sub chimichurri upon request

$3 Shrimp

fried shrimp, corn relish, pickled red onions, avocado crema, corn tortilla

$3 Plant Based Chorizo 

shredded cheese, lettuce, pico, flour tortilla

Drink Specials

$7 Blood Orange Margarita 

$6 House Marg

$9 Patron Marg

$9 Casamigos Marg

$6 Mega Pacifico 

$30 Corona Bottle Bucket

Add a Marg flavor for $1 – Mango, Peach, or Strawberry

Wing Wednesday


Available all day Wednesdays for dine in!

BOGO 1/2 off for carryout!

All You Can Eat BONELESS

  • $15 per person
  • Boneless only
  • First round served with fries (no substitutions)
  • No to-go boxes
  • No sharing
  • First order comes with 1 dipping sauce – additional sauces $1

Buy One Get One 1/2 Off – BONE IN

  • Buy 1 lb get 1 lb half off
  • Pick a different sauce for the second pound
  • Served with fries  (no substitutions)
  • Sharing & to-go boxes allowed!


  • Dry Rub
  • Cajun Dry Rub
  • Buffalo
  • XXX
  • Honey Hot
  • Spicy Pineapple
  • Teriyaki
  • BBQ
  • Buffalo Pesto
  • Chimmichurri
  • Nashville Hot (+.50)
  • Truffalo (+.50)
  • Harissa Hot (+.50) Chicken Fight Winner! 

Drink Specials:

$4 Pink Whitney Shots

$7.50 25oz Dales Pale Ale

$7.50 25oz Western Mutant IPA



Chips and Salsa $4

Homemade salsa and crunchy corn tortilla chips

Whipped Feta Dip $11

Feta Dip, Toasted Pita Bread, Cucumber and Carrots

Nachos $15 

Tortilla Chips, Queso, Green Chili, Beef or Chicken, Pico de Gallo, Jalapenos, Olives, Sour Cream   add guacamole $2

Personal Nachos – Beef/Chicken $8, No Meat $7

1/2 Portion of regular sized nachos. Tortilla Chips, Queso, Green Chili, Beef or Chicken, Pico de Gallo, Jalapenos, Olives, Sour Cream   add guacamole $2

Chip Dip Trio $10 

Tortilla Chips, Queso, Guacamole, Salsa

Mac & Cheese Spring Rolls $9

Crisp wonton, Hatch Green Chili Mac n’ Cheese, Ranch

Fried Mozz $10 

8 Mozzarella Sticks, Marinara

Bavarian Pretzel $10 

Bavarian Pretzel Pieces, Salt, Queso, Mustard   sub dry rub $1 

Mini Corn Dogs $9 

12 Mini Corn Dogs served with Ketchup & Mustard 

Chicken Digits & Waffle Fries $12 

Served with choice of sauce 

Truffle Fries $7

Shoestring Fries, Truffle Aioli, Parmesan, Parsley 

Chipotle Brussel Sprouts $6 

Brussel Sprouts, Bacon, Cotija Cheese, Chipotle Aioli 


Pizza Fries $13

Waffle Fries, Mozzarella, Shredded Parmesan, Pepperoni, Side of Ranch & Marinara 

Buffalo Chicken Fries $13 

Waffle Fries, Crispy Buffalo Chicken, Colby Jack, Mozzarella, Green Onion, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Side of Ranch 

Loaded Baked Potato Fries $13 

Waffle Fries, Colby Jack, Bacon, Green Onion, Sour Cream 




Willy’s Wings 

our traditional bone-in wings tossed in your choice of sauce

1 LB (8 wings) over a basket of waffle fries $18

1.5 LB (12 wings) over a basket of waffle fries $23


Boneless Wings 

tossed in your choice of sauce

 Boneless 10 over a basket of waffle fries $15

Boneless 20 over a basket of waffle fries $20

Cauliflower Wings $14 

Buttermilk Marinated, Hand Breaded Cauliflower Florets


BBQ, Buffalo, Buffalo Pesto, Cajun Dry Rub, Stoney’s Dry Rub, Honey Hot, Pesto, Spicy Pineapple Express, Teriyaki, XXX, Chimmichurri, Nashville Hot (+.50), Truffalo (+.50), Harissa Hot (+.50) Chicken Fight Winner! 




Bad Hunter $8 

Housemade Black Bean Patty, Colby Jack, Chipotle Aioli, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Brioche Bun 

Stoney’s Classic $8.50 / Double $10 

Smash Patty, American Cheese, Lettuce, Onion, Pickles, Tomato, Potato Bun 

Sub Turkey Burger $1, Chicken Breast $3, Impossible Burger $5 

Double Trouble Burger $12

2 Smash Patties, American Cheese, White Onion, Tomato, Lettuce, Stoney’s 1000 Island Dressing, Potato Bun

Stacked Burger $11 

Smash Patty, Bacon, American Cheese, Fries, Stoney’s Sauce, Potato Bun 

Inferno Burger $11 

Smash Patty, Sriracha, Grilled Onions and Jalapenos, Pepper Jack Cheese, Ghost Pepper Aioli, Potato Bun 

Truffle Burger $12

Smash Patty, Pesto Marinated Fresh Mozzarella, Truffle Aioli, Spring Mix, Tomato, Onion, Potato Bun


Hot Stuff

Margherita Pizza Grilled Cheese $9

Toasted Garlic Butter Bread, Mozzarella, Provolone, Tomato, Basil and Side of Marinara 

Gyro $12 

Pita Bread, Lettuce, Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onion, Tzatziki, Feta Cheese, and Choice of Gyro Meat or Chicken

Pizza Grilled Cheese $9 

Garlic Buttered Bread, Provolone, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Side of Marinara 

Philly Cheesesteak $12 

Choice of Chicken or Beef, Mushrooms, Onions, Peppers, White American Cheese, Amoroso Roll

Impossible Philly Cheesesteak $15 

Impossible Meat Crumbles, Mushrooms, Onions, Peppers, White American Cheese, Amoroso Roll

Nashville Hot Chicken $12

Spicy Fried Chicken Breast, Sweet & Spicy Glaze, Pickles, Brioche Bun

Turkey Club $12

Sliced Turkey, Pesto, Bacon, Swiss, Spring Mix, Tomato, Onion, Avocado, Toasted Bread 

Crispy Chicken Sandwich $12 

Fried Chicken Breast, Bacon, Colby Jack, Honey Mustard, Lettuce, Tomato, Brioche Bun




Soup & Salad

House Soup  – Cup $5  or Bowl $7 

Creamy Tomato base with White Beans, Tortellini & Italian Sausage 

Green Chili – Cup $5 or Bowl $7

Topped with Cheese & Pico, Served with Flour or Corn Tortillas 

Mountain Man $12 

Spring Mix, Chicken Breast, Feta Cheese, Pecans, Craisins, Dried Blueberries, Raspberry Vinaigrette

Cobb Salad $12

Romaine, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Bacon, Grilled Chicken Breast, Heirloom Tomatoes, Avocado, Hard Boiled Egg, Choice of Dressing

Caprese Salad $8 

Fresh Mozzarella, Roma Tomatoes, Basil, Olive Oil, Salt & Pepper, Balsamic Glaze 

Chicken Caesar $12 

Choice of Crispy Chicken or Chicken Breast, Romaine, Red Onion, Heirloom Cherry Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Parmesan, Croutons, Caesar Dressing 

House Salad – Half $5 or Full $8 

Spring Mix, Red Onion, Heirloom Cherry Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Feta Cheese, Croutons 

All Salads available as a wrap**

Available Dressings: 

Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Caesar, Honey Mustard, Raspberry Vinaigrette


Shoestring Fries $4 

Waffle Fries $4

Sweet Potato Fries $5 

Onion Rings $5

Chipotle Brussel Sprouts $4 


Grilled Cheese & Fries $6 

Cheeseburger & Fries $7 

Chicken Digits & Fries $6 

Brunch - served Saturday & Sunday from 10am - 1:30pm

Basic “B” $10 

Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Choice of Bacon or Sausage, Served with choice of Biscuit, Biscuits & Gravy +$3, or Waffle +$3

Hot Chick’N Waffle $14 

Nashville Hot Chicken, Blueberry Waffle, Candied Bacon, Syrup 

Party Biscuits $14 

Nashville Hot Chicken, Homemade Sausage Gravy, Buttermilk Biscuits, Candied Bacon

Sunrise Sandwich $11 

Two Fried Eggs *, American Cheese, Choice of Bacon or Sausage, Brioche Bun, Side of Seasoned Potatoes 

Breakfast Burrito $13

Bacon, Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Colby Jack in a Flour Tortilla, Smothered in Green Chili & Queso, Topped with Pico De Gallo & Fried Jalapeno 

Avocado Toast $10 

Wheat Bread, Avocado-Pesto Smash, Fried Egg*, Pickled Red Onion, Side of Dressed Greens 

Veg Head Scramble $10

Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Green Bell Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions, Queso

Meat Head Scramble $12

Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Bacon, Homemade Sausage Gravy, Colby Jack 

French Toast Sticks $8

5 French Toast Sticks, Side of Syrup

*Sub impossible sausage for $3 


Impossible Sausage $5

Waffle $5

Blueberry Waffle $6

Breakfast Potato $3

Sausage $3

Bacon $3

Candied Bacon $3

Biscuit $2

Limited Lunch Menu until 1:30 (descriptions are listed under Everyday Menu)

Nachos $15

Personal Nachos $7 / $8

Mozzarella Sticks $10

Mac & Cheese Spring Rolls $9

Pretzel $10

Chip Dip Trio $10

Chips & Salsa $4

Mini Corn Dogs $9

Stoney’s Classic $8.50

Willy’s Wings $18 / $23

Boneless Wings $15 / $19

Cauliflower Wings $14

Chicken Caesar Salad $12

Side Caesar Salad $5

House Salad $5 / $8

Green Chili $5 / $7

House Soup $5 / $7

Waffle Fries $4

Shoestring Fries $4

Sweet Potato Fries $5

Onion Rings $5

Churro Donuts $6


  *These items may be served raw or undercooked. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.   



Churro Donut Holes $6

12 churro donut rounds

Cookie Plate $4

4 Chocolate Chip Cookies 

Ice Cream Sandwich $5 

Stoney's Uptown Joint
1035 E. 17th Street
Denver, CO 80218
Call Us: 720-485-5503